A New Beginning: Too short to be short ??

hello again ~ hope that u guys won't get offended with this topic .. haha

topic for today , too short to be short ?? nah .. i dun think the pics that i've chosen is related to the topic .. just that the post will be "SHORT" and it's about "SHORT" people and "SHORT" stuff =)

so, enjoy ~

ever wonder what short people think about tall people ??

i asked a little boy this question.. he gave me his reply which goes like this

kid: have you ever wonder what tall people like you think about taller people?

at 1st it got me thinking .. i was wondering what was he trying to tell me .. so i asked him another question..

me: hey kid .. have you ever wonder what do tall people think of short people ??

kid: what what are you trying to prove ??

then i kept quiet and he kept quiet too .. but he walked away .. i'm guessing that i pissed him off .. haha .. i wonder where that kid is now ~

so what izzit like being tall ?? being tall gives that particular person an advantage ??

getting fresher air ?? haha i guess so .. i have this mentality whereby tall ppl are always at an advantage at crowded areas ..

for example , shopping malls ?? fairs ?? sales ??

hmm .. let me quote you an example ..

when i was young .. *yes people .. short ==*

i'm always with my mom .. shopping , sales , jalan jalan n many more .. the thing is , at that time of my life .. i really understand why ppl say that sale is kinda like woman's fantasy..

ok let me tell u this story .. about my life .. when i was a kid ..

whenever there's a sale , my mom would drag me out .. not sure why , but she would ..

she's grad my hand , and walk around .. the funny thing was that , whenever she nampak this word "SALE"

S= Selling

A= At

L= Low

E= pricE !!!

she would rush to that shop !!! that's the bad thing about it !! she'll rush through n slot in between people !! dah la i'm short , i kept on banging ppl's ass == my gawd .. that wasn't a pleasant experience .. it was hell !!!

okok.. let me get back to the point where tall ppl are at an advantage .. they seriously get fresher air == why ?? short ppl are the 1st to take in ppl's fart .. so offence ya ! hahaha .. if you aint "5foot8" in malaysia , you'll get ur date with the farting machines ..