Wow....

had a blast for the past few days..

i thought i had nothing to do..

no where to go..

and bla bla bla ..

in other words i had surprises installed for me ...

kinda happy kinda sad ...

what the heck .. who would wanna know whether i'm happy or sad .. haha

*for those who've only just visited my blog, this blog is more or less a blog for laughters.. so if you had or you're having a bad day, my blog would more or less help you out .. if you're talking about heart break or really really super duper bad day, "read at your own risk" you might end up laughing at my stupidity .. but who cares.. it's the stupidity that makes stuff funny right ?? haha so lets start*

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first off.. my week !!! then only we'll move on to funny stuff k ??

let me bore you first ...

FIRSTLY !!!!

EXAM'S FINALLY OVER !!!

hehe ^^ .. so happy !!!

okok .. erm .. on the second day of the exam week..

i went out with my cousins !!!

here are some pics..

[LIKE] EDITION !

hehe .. i eat to live .. and also live to EAT !!!

look at this pic .. i look so small right ??? that's why i like taking pics with him ...

lets me look so young and thin ! hehe ^^

 ah~ while waiting for food!!!

 here comes the [LIKE](s) .. hahaha

ah .. my cousin sis took 3 globes .. and i assisted her ~ hahahaha

help her like the pic !

Like!

Like!

 the more likes i type .. the weirder i think the spelling LIKE is ..

facebook addiction !! [LIKE!]

after meal~ on our way to orchard, we "walked pass" this booth .. pumping white balls for us to write our wishes on ^^ balls ~ hehe

 while writing these "pumped-up balls"

my cousin asked, how many balls do you guys have ?

the kind and innocent lady happily answered her ... ==..

i was like.. wow.. didn't know they had so many balls!!! hahahahaha

corrupted that poor lady's mind..

but we had a great time with that lady .. cheered her up and vice versa ...

laughed till my tears were out .. hahahaha

eugene .. your hand == keep it to yourself !!

MINE !!!

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Eugene's!!

it's snowing !!!

aw~ check out that car ..

*drools*

closest that i could get .. so sad ~

but i look happy ^^  and again with the [LIKE!]

eugene .. look here!!! ==

hi ^^ how's ur ice cream ?? hahahaha

after a "long day" of walking .. hahaha

here comes the last part of the day ... we walked passed these hunks .. i asked my cousin sis .. would you like to take a few pics with them , coz i want too ~~

she said .. it's ok .. lets get our popcorn and u guys can go back to jb early

and we happily said "OK!"

and when we reached jb, i received this picture down here

thanks mei == .... cheh ... 

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haha.. as promised ... time for laughters ^^

before i show u any other pics or stuff .. my cousin told me that he saw a iPhone cable which was 30 metres long ...

i had a shock of my life .. 30METRES !!! 30 !!!!

i was like.. what the F*** serious ?!?!?!

he said ya .. i told him .. 

u can walk all the way to the kitchen and still be able to charge your phone..

that's something !

then when we went to look for it in singapore, it was writen "3metres"

== ...... *i hear crickets*

okok .. here comes the part which i promised u guys

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ok here goes .. i'm sure that you guys have heard about the troll comic thingy right ?

i used to think it was a waste of time .. and yes .. it is a waste of time ..

that's why people read it when they're free == 

oh mi gosh.. 

i didn't think of that earlier.. no wonder ppl keep reading these jokes ...

they have too much time ==

here are some of my favourites .. hehe.. enjoy ~

guys .. so much time but yet so little energy .. gonna knock out anytime soon ..

will get back to u guys in a few days time ^^ ..

take care everyone ...

=End!!chaoz~=

Given that if sadness has just filled your cup , let my happiness pour your cup full of sadness away~

hi people ~ i'm back ..

yes .. you've guessed it .. i'm back with iPod part 3 == i guess ..

lost track with how many times i've been trying out the iPod ..

this time it's something even worse==

i kept pressing the buttons .. trying to figure out why izzin it turning on !!!

some of u might have guessed ==

*OUT OF BATTERY!!*

how much more dumb can i get ??

idiot==

then i was searching high and low for my cable ... it took me quite some time to figure where the cable was .. and i found it !!!

what a genius !!!

but == i lost the iPod this time .. and i gave up searching for it ...

i guess this marks the end of iPod stupidity part 3 !!

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as i've promised , time to make u laugh .. *i hope*

haha i typed stupid pictures .. didn't expect it to show this kinda picture .. should place it under idiotic pictures dun u think ?? hahahaha

i can smell you pungent and strong !!

glad he knows it himself !

people keep saying that they can read one another because it's writen all over their head ..

but one word described him perfectly ..

a picture tells a thousand/million words ..

a word tells a million him .. hahaha

what~~~~ 

i've heard people calling others dickhead .. but what about this ?? shit head ??

oh my.. i'm speechless

hehe ^^ i like this pic .. facial retardation ...

hehe..

kk guys .. this marks the end of my post ..

hope that those who were sad are now smiling and laughing ^^ ..

it ain't much but i hope it did a little ..

thanks people !!

take care !

=End!!Chaoz~=

Through the typical trails..

it's been some time since i last blogged ..

much had (hoping that it would never happen again) happened ..

hoping to blog something which everyone's able to enjoy..

(or maybe for the some of you , to let time pass)

i've looked through the blog generator for random topics ..

most of it were boring topic which ppl are gonna

read~

reading~

still reading~~

*half-way reading*

*konk!*

*head smashes the laptop*

hope nothing from the above would happen while reading this post.. ^^ haha

to those who follows my blog:

HOW'S LIFE PPL !!!

to those who randomly flies through ppl's blog:

WAZZUPP !! please to meet you..

introduction..

-used to blog about stupid stuff ..

-love making people laugh ..

-hope to see smiles on my comment box 

(hope that you smile while reading it too of course!!)

-erm if you've missed the past few parts , i'm still confused... what with ?? iPod==

*damn you iPod!!*

still unable to figure out how it works == 

-post about random stuff.. some with disturbing pictures .. 

hope you wouldn't mind about it..

this is more or less the introduction..

so lets start ?? hehe

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it's been 5 months since i left college ...

really miss those baboons :'(

life in shatec(singapore hotel association) compared to college...

vast difference..

in college i have peers which are more mature and sensible..

in shatec i've found out that even peers about my age can be really immature and childish..

(AND WHAT'S WITH CALLING ME CHILDISH AND IMMATURE WHEN THEY'RE THE ONE WHO'S CHILDISH AND IMMATURE!!)

okok Ck~ cool down ..... 

*breathing breathing breathing!!!*

by the way .. i'm Ck .. hehe

ah ok lets continue ..

so after entering shatec, i've found out that environment really plays a part in your mood and studies..

studying with a slow learner which indirectly tells me that i'm not good in my studies..

*talking about it makes me boil !!!! damn him !!*

how about trying out for A-levels himself right ?? == damn jackass..

back to my baboons !!!

I MISS THEM!!

outings and activities ...

topics which we're able to talk about ..

a frequency which we can complement with ..

i realized that there were no pictures up there .. nvm nvm .. i'll start from here on ..

chili padi~

lecturers!! gonna visit them again .. soon !!

Rc guys !! suman Smile ~ Viddy !! and Lex !!

wondering what Pat's doing .. but i can see that Jane ain't bothered about it !!

Mel Mel !! hehe .. 

bored to death !! nothing to do ??

i guess you've found something to do ~

Mr Yap and Mr Cheng !!

ah the both of u helped me so much !! thanks !!!

preparations for teachers day!! or lecturers day ??

why am i so happy ?? == must be kady who made me laugh !! or was it the other way ? haha

what the hell am i doing ?!?!?!

my class ! small but powderful (powerful) !

awesome class.. 

too free i guess .. if i'm not wrong this is during a career talk..

wasn't interested with med i guess

wow ... handsome and pretty fwens ~

jet jet !! u look so bright ! ready for wedding ?? hehe ^^

jet !! miss u man !!

actually i miss everyone !!

Mr Tan with juniors !! cute eh ??

guys .. actually i wrote a blog about our college life .. but i lost it !! part 1 ,2 and 3 .. 

sad !! :'(

if i'm not wrong this is Qi Cai ...

fan of Suman!

all of us are ! hahaha

my dear kareema !! hehe finally ~~ COMEL NYE ~~~

towards the end of our journey .. 1 and a half year through hardship .. we're still laughing, smiling and fooling around! or was it just me ?

Jun Cong ! hehe .. i dun know how to read chinese , but that looks like a face...

me !!! ^^ wondering what i'm looking at

two of my best buds !! ah !! u guys are the best !!

so this marks the end of my post .. more to come in future ..

might post something random .. laughters k ??

see you soon !! take care !!

LOVE YOU GUYS !!

=End!! Chaoz~=

Oh My Toot ~~

Hi people ..

Food for thought~~

"please surrender your seat to the needy~"

guys .. what i'm gonna blog about today is what happened to me not too long ago 

(few hours ago)..

i was on my way back from school .. 

Singapore >>> Johor Bahru

what happened ?? == i was mentally raped .. physically molested ...

conversation from (Jurong East >>> Chua Chu Kang) [Singapore Mrt]

*at first the conversation was ok .. talking about his trip and history== later on~~ WOW !!*

Gabriel( boy who's kinda special.. not gay.. a boy with defects or something less?? special.. i think his name was Gabriel or something like that.. it was difficult understanding what he said because he was kinda special) : Hi.. i'm Gabriel.. nice to meet you 

Ck(me): Hi i'm chun kit.. nice to meet you too..

Gabriel: and your friend next to you ??

Ck: Yin Keng, he's talking to you..

Yin Keng(my friend who usually accompanies me back): Oh.. hi i'm Yin Keng.. nice to meet you..(listens to music)

Gabriel: where are you from?

Ck: Johor Bahru..

Gabriel: how do you usually go back??

Ck: by bus of course..

Gabriel: which bus do you take ??

Ck: 170 ??

Gabriel: is it ? you can take 956 and .......(didn't hear what he said .. he was mumbling at that time)

Ck: (wondering==) [few seconds later] Yin Keng.. 956 can ??

Yin Keng: huh ?? can meh ??

Ck: i dun think so ==

*Yin Keng plugs his music back in*

Gabriel: do you change your underwear everyday ??

Ck: *laughs* (what do you expect me to do ?? it was in public == on top of that, it was freaking packed) Yes ?? of course i change my underwear .. (sarcastically asking him back "don't you ??")

Gabriel: yes.. does he??

Ck: oh course he does!! (referring to Yin Keng)

Gabriel: oh okay... do you change your shirt ??

Ck: yes.. of course..

Gabriel: does he ?

Ck: of course..

Gabriel: do you know girls wear panties??

Ck: *speechless* .. (people in front of me giggles == there was a pretty young lady in front of me .. wow ~~ haha .. and a 30+ year old lady .. both staring == oh my..)

Gabriel: you wear long pants ??

Ck: ya~

Gabriel: have you ever had public caning ?

Ck: no.. why should i get caning ??

Gabriel: you took off your pants and underwear ??

Ck: i've never got caning and why should i take it off for them to cane me when i've done nothing wrong ???

*yin keng giggles*

Gabriel: (asking whether i wear underwear or panties == what a question ..)

Ck: underwear of course ==

Gabriel: so have you gotten any public caning ?? they said that you have to take off your pants and underwear..

Ck:oh my==

Gabriel: have you?!?!

Ck: no!! (laughs.. wanting to stand up and give my seat to the young lady.. lucky for me i didn't offer her the seat bcoz what came next was  _l_==_l_ )

Gabriel: can you take off your pants to show me whether have you got and cane marks ??

Ck: NO !!

Gabriel: please~~

(toot !! for the 1st time someone asked me to take my pants and underwear off in public == we was "special" so i had some heart to not whack him ==)

Ck: how about you ask those people in front to take off their pants to show you ??

Gabriel: nono~~ cannot cannot ~~

Ck: (i was like == what the hell .. he was able to ask me but not others .. _l_ him)

Gabriel: please please *sticks his finger and pulls my belt and pants ==*

Ck:NO!! (oh my god .. can't i just slap him??)

*reaching his stop.. thank god !!*

Gabriel: please please!! faster!!

Ck: never never !! 

Gabriel: would you take off your underwear??

Ck: yes .. only at home and when i'm about to bathe or so .. but never in public..

Gabriel: please ~~ faster !!

*Mrt slowing down*

Ck: quick.. your stop~~ the train will be leaving..

Gabriel: faster!

Ck: bye~~

Yin Keng: bye!! 

toot toot toot !! _l_ _l_ _l_ _l_ _l_ !#(*$&(*#@&($*#&@(%*%$#@$% 

F**K !!!

the whole time he was touching and stuff == for those who still thinks that special means gay , he's like a 15 year old with a mind of a 5 year old .. now do u know what i meant by special ?? ==

the whole time i was like .. Fu*k why is this train so slow !! why the hell is he asking me this!??!?! this is public for toot sake == o0o o0o o0o o0o o0o ...

previously i wanted to be half gay or act like one .. but after today .. NO THANK YOU !!!

moral of the story ?? 

OFFER YOUR FUCKING SEAT TO PEOPLE WHO NEED IT !!!

=TheEnd!!Chaoz~~=

*toot o0o==o0o*

It has been a long time since ~~

hi people ~

what am i gonna blog about today ??

nothing much i guess ..

college's over.. 

got into a culinary school ..

enjoying myself ..

cooking , cooking and more cooking ..

my first ever lasagna .. trying before chef teaches == 

hehe ^^ birthday ~~

happy birthday to "me" =)

looks nice right ?? ^^ hehe

1st ever main course done by "me"

^^

stew .. yummy ~

now i know that we can make many kinds of eggs .. hahaha ..

do not overload your plate .. you would end up vomiting after eating ..

^^ hehe .. 

the end ?? yup .. till next time guys .. 

=End!! chaoz~~=